Thursday, October 9, 2008

I'm back

Hogbacks and no-duh reporting. Find my southwest recap here

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Who questions the all-knowing, all-seeing newspapers?!!

Wee blogger man, and your scandalously clad advertising pop-up ads wenches, you simply amuse the news gods.

At any moment, we could descend upon your mother's darkened basement, rip your hands from your sticky computer mouse, tear off your puny head, and play an epic game of Foosball with your tiny skull.

WAH-HAHAHA!

When will you learn that the PE and the NCT are the alpha and omega of Southwest Riverside County news coverage? (Shout out to my peeps at the Valley NEWS)

Each stroke of our keys rings like Thor's hammer in the heavens. (it can get very loud in the newsroom.)
Each page of our 100-percent-recycled-post-consumer-paper pages illuminates knowledge and insight with the heat of a thousand suns.

AND YOU, LITTLE BLOGGER MAN dare poke at your crappy HP laptop until disparaging sentences form on your low-resolution screen!
FORBIDDEN.

And for this you shall be punished.
May spam fill your inbox and may viruses from Malaysia change the font sizes of important documents you may have saved on your desktop.
WHAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 
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